2021.12.04 04:22 Altruistic-Ad4763 شماره خاله سکس حضوری فسا شیراز قشم احمدمسعود مسی رونالدو ماشین داف فراری داف دانجشو سکسی شماره دختر سوتین دخترخوشکل مهرماهی متن زیبا تولد
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2021.12.04 04:22 endmypainnow Poop knife
My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you.
Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"?
I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.
Fast forward to 22. It's been a day or two between poops and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had 'guests' over, because you can't buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it's a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife.
Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please.
"Wtf is a poop knife?"
Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it.
He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my fucked up family with their fucked up bowels. FML.
I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes.
She will be getting her own utility knife now.
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2021.12.04 04:22 iFeeILikeKobe Question about pill capsules
So I read the wiki and it says not to put salts into pill capsules as that will hurt your stomach lining. But I wasn’t even thinking about the medication I take daily that comes in a capsule. Is that bad too? I could probably very easily just consume it without the capsule but I’m not sure if that’s necessary
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2021.12.04 04:22 shiva_and_shakti My pretty princess with her daughter who we also adopted. She's still so protective of her!
2021.12.04 04:22 Wrong_Citron_3525 All are in the red... Wonder what's causing this?
2021.12.04 04:22 Intrepid_Chance_2750 Cayo B2B panther for panther 3 gold hard
2021.12.04 04:22 midsummer9t Transfer 2p dinner reservation at Atelier Crenn on Dec. 9th (Thu) at 7:15 pm
Can't make it by ourselves, transfer the 2-p dinner reservation at Atelier Crenn on Dec. 9th (Thu.) at 7:15 pm. Here's the reservation details
Thursday, December 9, 2021 7:15pm
Atelier Crenn Moveable Feast × 2 $930.00
Champagne Pairing - $350 × 2 $700.00
Tax 8.625% $140.59
If you want this reservation, plz reply / dm your email to me and Atelier Crenn's reservation system (https://www.exploretock.com/ateliercrenn/) will send an email to you regarding the reservation confirmation.
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2021.12.04 04:22 Narrow_Willow_3982 😮WIN A SHIBA NFT🐶🤩 CHECK COMMENTS for details🙊MINT LIVE⏲️
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2021.12.04 04:22 Seaweedgreedy Very, very small steps
I decided to start drinking even just one small cup of water a day. Lately I’ve not had even a sip of water most days and I hate it. I’ve really neglected my overall self care the past few months because I’ve been so focused on work. I’m trying to avoid drinking too many sugary drinks and I take home a large water everyday now. Today I also decided I would start stretching my feet after work whenever I remember in order to help them ache less. I’m not forcing myself to do these things on a strict routine because I know I’ll give up if I do. Starting small is at least starting somewhere.
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2021.12.04 04:22 orphiclacuna So I know that wlw and mlm are acronyms...
2021.12.04 04:22 unhallowed90 Evil r/SC: DAE Benjamin Satterly (Slave name PAC) Sounds completely miserable and is probably counting down his contract so he can be back with his friends on 205 Live? I mean, how can you fuck up Adrian Neville.
2021.12.04 04:22 corazon_valiente First day, waited 1 hour for a manager and only got 20 minutes of training lmao.
My day 1 was hilarious. Like the title said I waited 1 hour before a manager came out, apparently she had no idea he had new hires that day. Had someone give me a 10 minute tour of the fresh warehouse, and another 10 minutes of shadowing picking in ambient before I was set off to do stuff in my own.
I figured most of the stuff out by asking and looking at others, but damn were most of the managers useless when I asked for help lmao. I ended up picking in ambient and chilled for the rest of my shift and it was easy. I’m just surprised how quick I got to working, I’ve read others get at least 1 to 2-3 days of training before they get sent off on their own.
Also I’ve only been here for 2 days now and jfc do stokers not know how to stow but they also think they’re on a high ground?? Lol.
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2021.12.04 04:22 nikopkmntcg I cant believe onlyfanbypass.com actually works
2021.12.04 04:22 gamerman2077 WCGW ending the bloodline
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2021.12.04 04:22 abhishek_seven iwftr
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2021.12.04 04:22 MaC1222 What music reminds of a waiting room?
2021.12.04 04:22 TheWeakestMadeUpName Question if I should do it
Okay so I found something that i wanted to buy from a guy BUT I dont live near them since craiglist made it 25 miles near me.
He gave me his phone number and is selling the items $10 each ,50 total i believe. However i dont drive and was going to try and ask to ship but that is a REDFLAG for him I dont blame him. What should I do?
Is there a way to actually buy and ship things safely?
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2021.12.04 04:22 AGuyFromMaryland A dimensional load in Hagerstown, looks like a transformer or some kind of large power unit.
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2021.12.04 04:22 FluxerPrince I love helping people with some problems. Comment here and message me in dms, and I’ll try to help!
2021.12.04 04:22 zshort7272 Smol blop
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2021.12.04 04:22 IEatAllTheBootyCuh Javzon PVP issue
This is a small but huge problem in pvp. With the updated graphics your decoy doesn’t look like you. For ex : tstrokes are blue. When you make a decoy her Javs appear normal: but if you use legacy graphics they’re indeed blue and you look the same. As an avid PVP player this is an issue as it doesn’t allow you to pull off some really cheeky plays.
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2021.12.04 04:22 hahgabe_ Do you include export time in your invoice?
Freelance video editor here. When making a video for someone, do y'all include the time it takes for the video to export as part of your invoice to the client? Is that considered work time?
I got hired to edit 15 1-hour videos and I'm beat!
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2021.12.04 04:22 D27_YT I think i have done something wrong
2021.12.04 04:22 Justsander How to play in game and who on cam?
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2021.12.04 04:22 ConsciousProfit7422 Can someone hit me up with the fufu hour link?🙏